2 jokes for the day:

1) Came across something interesting at work today. I was doing some no-brainer data entry and I chanced upon this company's name called XXXX BIRD & BIRD LLP! Hahahaha. I almost burst out into fits of laughter in the ever-so-quiet office, and it was worse when I saw that the email address was something like xxx@twobirds.com. I mean who'd ever name their company with such hilarious names right! Curiosity killed the cat. I actually went to google this co and hohoho, it's a LAW firm for goodness sake! LOL okayokay, I better stop here or I might receive a letter from a lawyer in my mailbox tomorrow.

2) An ahbeng sat behind me yesterday while I was on my way home at about 9plus at night. His friend called and this is how the conversation went. (whatever his friend said is just an assumption.)

Ahbeng: " Eh, I reach Pasir Ris already, where is your stop?"
Friend: "3 stops after you pass by the mrt track"
Ahbeng: "mrt track?"
Friend: "Yah you will pass by Whitesands first then a park"
Ahbeng: "Eh I saw a shopping mall (fyi, that isn't Whitesands) on my left, and it looks like a park on my right ( hey dude, that's MJC! Just because you saw some grass on the field doesn't mean it's a park >.<)

Then.......

Ahbeng: " Eh! I saw a school on my left too.. The name is SEKOLAH I think.. what school is that ah? Like never hear before lehhh...."

I seriously felt like give a smack on his face. How ignorant he is! HAHAHA.


The boyf was feeling a little down & upset today. So I met him after work and I was practically thinking of wayssss to cheer him up while I was working! I came up with this...

Mouth closed.

Attempting to talk...

Okayokay, stop guessing what was that that I drew. It's his favourite STITCH. :) I swear I tried all means to make it look like Stitch but apparently it doesn't. :\ Pardon me for that, I'm not an artist. Heeee. I made my ugly Stitch talk to the boyf by moving my thumb up and down. The boyf was looking all sad and glum before that but at least I made him laugh for a good 20 seconds or so! He was actually.... amused. :)

Hehhhhh. :D

Anyway we finally have a joint account with OCBC. :) Gonna start our monthly savings from now on.. save save SAVE!!!!