LIZARDS ARE THE MOST MORONIC, IDIOTIC, IRRITATING INSECT ON EARTH!ARGH.
Stop stealing our food in the kitchen,
or I'm gonna make sure I chop off your tail someday.
Stop giving me heart attacks by jumping out out of nowhere
and scare the wits out of me,
or I'm gonna make sure I flush you down the toilet bowl
and drown you with my SHIT someday.
I
HATEEEEEEE YOU!